These past few days have been amazing. I mean, I won ten thousand dollars. The same day I found out my wife is pregnegro. I am sure you got the newsletter. Yea, I emailed...
Shhhh, I am not suppossed to be telling anybody. One time, we thought Juren was pregnegro and I told the world. I tried to get on channel nine news and bo-gaurd...
I'M PREGNANT!!! I MEAN... MY WIFE, JUREN IS PREGNEGRO! YES, SHE IS PREGNANT, YA'LL. I WILL WRITE MORE WHEN I GET BACK, I HAVE TO RUN OUT AND TELL THE...
My computer is moving at the speed of the opposite of light. If it were in a race, it would be the tortoise right now. And the rabbit is gonna win. I have a...
...it still needs a tweatk here and there...lemme know what you think. When I sit up here and tell you that all my life I have been walking blindly, wandering around,...
You know. I am not sure if I am gonna win this FAMECAST thingy, but it sure has been a heckuva ride. I mean, the support I have been getting or appear to be...
So, I get home from a mini vacation the other day with my house in disarray. I was only gone for like three days. The cruise was off the hook, though. It was...
How do I send a message to everybody that is my friend on here? Well, I am so computer illiterate...but I am even more FAMECAST illiterate. And I can't spell. ...
It's been a long time...since I left you... without a dope beat to step to. Ahh, yea, you all didn't know I could get my flow on. Well, should I say, you didn't know I...
Okay, how many really long messages have you gotten asking poets to vote for you? You are probably thinking NONE!!! Some of you don't even know what the hec is going on right...
I don't think you hear me. I just got done munching down on a dope rice cake. First of all, lemme explain to you that I am new to the rice cake game. Now...
Okay, this is going to appear to sound kinda crazy. But, from time to time...very rarely...but often enough to make me wonder...I feel fake. Tonight at Da'...
Yea, I really get it now. I mean, back in the day, I kinda got it. I acted like I got it, but today...well maybe the last few days, it hit me. I really got...
I am torn. I have time. This is a rare thing in my life. I know everyone appears to get 24 hours in a day, but most days it feels like I am running on...
Don't you hate when you get up in the night or the early morning and you know good and well that you are tired, but you can't get back to sleep? Why is that? I am...
Hey people of the world. How are we feeling today? I feel excellent! Well, I feel excellent and then I feel no so excellent. Hmmm, that doesn't really...
Okay, why do I feel like a little kid right now? I mean, why am I all giddy? And I don't even use that word, but best believe I am super duper giddy right...
Wooooooweeeeeeeeee. God is good. Man, my life is grand right now. Even though, I don't have a dime in my pocket, woooooweeeeee, my life is real good. I...
Well...helllllooooooooooooo there. I know. It has been awhile. Man, if you walked the last two weeks in my shoes, first of all, your feet would be sore, cause for...
Tomorrow is a looooong day! It will definitly be a blessed one, but it will be loooooooooong! It starts at 5 in the morning. And I don't care how long my day...
Did you vote today? That is right, I am gonna be on you. I am ranked number three now. And it is all because of the votes that you have been piling in. ...