Hey, you...yea you!  The one reading this.  Do you live in California?  Do you live in Los Angeles?  Do you go out?  Okay, okay, I am asking to many questions.  I just basically want to know if you are coming to my burfday party?  Last year, my party was off the hook, and I am afraid that this year won't live up to the expectations.  It would be impossible.  Last year was off the hook.  The performers, the energy, the location, the promotion (we promoted for like a year)...you know what?  Lemme stop.  I am not gonna sit up here and worry about that.  It is going to be off the hook, regardless.  You know why?  Cause it is my burfday and burfdays can never be bad.

HAHAHA...yea, right.  I could tell you some of my horror birthday stories.  My sister always loved to surprise me every year.  And every year she would call all my friends, so called friends, enemies, girlfiriends, ex-girlfriends, girls I wanted to be my girlfriends, co-workers, and the President...and she would all tell them that she was gonna surprise me at such and such place.  But every year, the only one that would be there was my sister.  She would gather two or three of her friends and they would scare the eebie jeebies out of me SURPRISE!!!  I would ask her if she called anyone else to come and be kinda sad that no one did.  It was kinda traumatic.  I still have nightmares about it!  So, I think that is why I might be a little worried about this year's party.  I know my sister is coming...but that is all I know.  I mean, I am not sure my wife will be there...shoot, will I even be there...hahahaha.  This could be a movie...the birthday traumas...

do you know that the writers are about to strike and therefore turn television into reality central?  As if it is not already.  More on that later.  Alright lemme bounce...I am gonna watch a movie with the fam.  Ahhhh, family time...when you don't have that...what do you have? 

Bless me indeed and enlarge my territory.  Keep your hands on me and keep me from my enemies so that I may cause no pain...halleluyah.

Keep it Natural.