I  HATE TEXT  MESSAGING!

I’m a hardcore advocate against it.  Call me. 

It is just another way to stay in contact with out really being in contact,

And this seems to run with the path that we are headed these days

with e-mails, two ways, blackberries and video chat

When we are missing then point.  Real Communication!

Physical and mental stimulation with real people in real time.

This is real talk, ya’ll.  I’m not LOL’n!

If something is truly important to you...well...you should just call me. 

You obviously have my number.  Talk to me.

Let’s go old school.    

Call ME!

I hate responding back. 

You obviously went to the text messaging school of arts and

take thirty seconds or less to text people this big willy mammoth long message.

and expect me to respond in thirty seconds or less

with an equally big willy mammoth long message. 

And when I don't you get all hurt and mad typing back things like

"that is all you have to say". 

NO!!!!  That is not all I have to say. 

I just don't have time to type everything I have to say on my 2005 ancient phone

when I just can call you and actually say what I have to say.

By the time I get done typing everything, I had to say,

I would have solved whatever problem I had,

I would have spoken to someone and shared feelings with them,

I would have had another child,

Raised a fricken family in a nice home with a three car garage in the suburbs,

I would have grown old and fat and rich,

Developed Alzheimer's and completely forgotten

what the hec I was typing to you anyway.

JUST CALL ME!!!

Until now...Yes, I have changed my views. 

Now…I love text messaging. 

Matter of fact, It seems like I don't get enough text messages these days.. 

When I hated it, I received a million and one a day,

now, I am begging you to text message me. 

I know that I put a APB out on you in the past, but all that has changed.

TEXT ME.

I understand the game and I enjoy playing.

TEXT ME 

Forget about what I said about the world and how we are doomed for destruction. 

TEXT ME.

Allow me to void of feelings and complete physical contact.

TEXT ME

I am up to date. 

TEXT ME

I have texting capabilities. I have the I-phone

TEXT ME

I can do this.  We can do this.  We can change the texting world together. 

TEXT ME! TEXT ME TEXT ME DOGGONNIT!

I understand you.  Let’s not be selfish and keep all the fun for yourself…

please someone text me!!!