I am doing something that I shouldn't be doing.  I am fooling around on the computer.  When in reality, I should be reading the BIBLE.  Man, the road is so narrow.  I know me.  I will sit up on this computer for like three hours.  And then when it gets to be 5 in the fricken morning, I will go to bed too tired to read anything.  Too tired to get the word.  And then I miss out.  Ughhh.  So, I am gonna tell myself that when I finish writing in this journal...I am gonna go and get my PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE...which I am behind in, by the way...and then pick up my BIBLE and REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

But, before I do that...did you know Jesus had a MYSPACE?  HAHA.  Of course, it probably is not the real Jesus.  I mean, if it ain't the real Michael Jackson, it can't be the real Jesus.  But, tell me something...just to be safe...would you add HIM as a friend?  I mean, who does not want to accept Jesus as a friend on Myspace?  I know I don't want to be the stupid one.  When I die and try to make it past the pearly gates of Heaven, Jesus is gonna say, "I DID NOT KNOW YOU!"  You were not even my friend on MYSPACE.  Now, that would be messed up.  Should I leave a comment for Jesus?  What if I get a reply?  What if I ask HIM when my career is gonna jump off and I get a reply that says tomorrow?  Wouldn't that be a trip?  On Myspace, Jesus just sent me a comment telling me that my career is about to jump off...wow!  People get surprised for some reason when I send them a comment (I have no idea why).  Imagine getting a comment from Jesus. 

I wonder if HE is gonna change HIS profile name every second like everyone else does.  I wouldn't want to go to Jesus's profile and have it saying something like, "That sinner that sinned against me last night is about to die."  Whew!  I would be scarred that HE was talking about me.  Lemme get off this computer and read the WORD.  HAHAHA

I wonder does Jesus's Father have a MYSPACE.  I need to check on that.  I mean what would be the URL.  Myspace.com/GOD. 

OMG!  OMG OMG!!!  I just typed that in and not only is there a GOD on Myspace...there is several of them.  Okay, three.  The tripped out part they all spell GOD with all capital letters.  One has satanic people as their friends.  You have GOT to go type this in...it is crazy.  And the other ones have a bunch of naked people in their top friends.  It is crazy.  I wouldn't even joke like that.  Please, I would never ask you to leave my site, but doggonnit, you have to go check out MYSPACE.com/GOD.  I am freaking out right now.  Even if I didn't believe in GOD, I am not sure if I would mess with HIM like that.

This world is sick.  That is why we have rapists, and child molesters and murderers. 

I am about to go...peace, ya'll. 

Bless me indeed and enlarge my territory.  Keep your hands on me and keep me from my enemies so that I may cause no pain.  Halleluyah.