Wow! I am doing surprisingly well on my fast. It is late at night right after the Lounge and I am NOT hungry. This is a first to me. I am always hungry, first of all, but really, really hungry after the Lounge. Well, at least, I think I am always hungry. Does anyone else ever eat when they are not hungry? I think I have asked that question before. I think I also have asked...does anyone ever sweat when they eat? I do. Not because I am fat...okay, maybe because I am fat...I thought it was because the food is hot and I am trying to gulf it down as fast as I can. I eat like I am in a race. Crazy?
I think I have asked this before, too. Does anyone stink behind their ears? I know I have asked this on stage, but everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I have to know that someone else stinks behind their ears, sometimes. I am not talking all the time...just sometimes. Anyone? You can write me back anonymously. I won't tell anyone.
Okay, I have a good one. When you are down about one thing...does anyone else ever automatically find other things to be down about? It seems like when I am sad or mad about something, I seem to find a million other things that are wrong with my life. Or other things that I should be mad about. It turns out that I end up forgetting about what I was initially disturbed about. I just put it all together and walk around discouraged. I hate that. That happened today. So, I am praying that I go to sleep and wake up forgetting about it all. I enjoy being happy. Don't you?
I am broke. Are you ever so broke that when you find three dollars in your pocket you are happy as I don't know what? What did that comedian say? Oh yea...don't you hate when you put all the money you have in your account, just to end up with nothing. Meaning you were so negative, that after the time you put money in...the balance was zero. I need to put a one in front of my zero. And then I need to add about 6 or 7 zeros after the first one. Man, that would be nice, right about now. I need some Deal or no Deal type of money right now. If Howie Mandel offered me 20 dollars...I wold take the deal...forget that. I ain't stupid. Give me my money. I ain't greedy.
Overall, life is good, though. I just hit a snag in the road tonight. I should be fine in the morning. Why? Cause joy comes in the morning. At least that is what they say...
Bless me indeed and enlarge my territory. Keep your hands on me and keep me from my enemies so that I may cause no pain...halleluyah...ammmmmmen!
Keep it Natural.
hahaha...your skin gets a little moist...hahaha. That is funny. I have never heard that before. But, then again, I haven't checked my skin after eating spicy foods. I will check my own body and get back to you on that one. And the belly button? How do you smell your own belly button? Especially the inside!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I knew I wasn't crazy. I knew it.