Allow me to break this down to you as honestly as I possibly can...

I  LOVE  TEXT  MESSAGING!

I used to be a hardcore advocate against it.  Just call me.  I couldn't stand it cause I felt it was a way NOT to talk to people, which is the apparent way that we are headed as a world, and something that appears to be very dear and sweet to you...well...you should just call me.  You obviously have my number.  Also, and maybe the main reason, I hated responded back.  You would text me this big willy mammoth long message and expect me to respond with a big long willy mammoth message.  And when I didn't you would get mad at me typing back things like "that is all you have to say".  NO!!!!  That is not all I have to say.  I just don't have time to type everything I have to say on my ancient phone when I just can call you and actually say what I have to say.

Until now...

Yes, I have changed my views. 

I   l o v e   t e x t  m e s s a g i n g. 

It appears that I don't get enough text messages nowadays.  When I hated it, I received a million and one a day, now, I am begging you to text message me.  I know that I used to put a APB out on you in the past, but all that has changed.  TEXT ME.  Forget about what I said about the world and how we are doomed for destruction.  TEXT ME.  I am up to date.  I have texting capabilities.  I can do this now.  We can do this.  I understand the fun.  I understand you.  TEXT ME.  Don't keep all the fun for yourself...please someone text me!!!

Bless me indeed and enlarge my territory.  Keep your hands on me and keep me from my enemies so that I may cause no pain. 

Halleluyah.