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Monday, May 12th 2008

01:22:51 PM

On pace for twenty thousand

 Ummm, what the hec is going on?  I was playing a game in my SPOKEN WORD MINISTRY Class and I told them a lie that my website journal was getting in 20,000 hits a month.  The game is to try to figure out if I am lying or not.  Of course, I was.  It is only getting about 8-10,000 hits  a month.  And that still is a lot considering that I am just spilling my thoughts onto paper.  Why would anyone want to listen to me?  Because I am the bomb that is why!!!  Whew, I almost forgot that I am trying to change my thinking.  I am gonna be more positive about my self.  I just might even stop calling myself fat.  Yea, I know right.  I am not fat...I am just big boned!!!

Anyhoo, I just re-heard a sermon my pastor talked about a few months back.  I have to hear it again to fully comment on it, cause I was running in and out of the car, but today or tomorrow when I get a chance to hear it again, I will come back to fully tell you what I mean.  But, what I did grab from the sermon is that how we think determines how we act and perform.  If I am talking bad about myself, I will start feeling bad about myself and then start living bad...not bad...but just not confidently.  I need to talk myself UPPPPP!  Cause I am a child of GOD and HE didn't make any junk.  HE didn't make any mistake or nothing.  I come from a line of royalty.   

But, as always, I am getting off track.  So, I was saying that I told the class that my journal gets twenty thousand hits a month.  I just told them this last week.  Why is the world is my journal on pace to get that much this month? OUT OF NOWHERE!!!  Yesterday alone, my journal got almost 3,000 hits.  I am not sure what is going on...spam or whatever...but someone is reading what I am saying.  Hmmm.  Why?  I don't know.  Oh yea, I do know...cause I am off the hook. 

So, if you are reading this now.  Please mail me a dollar.  Cause then I can make twenty thousand dollars this month.  Thank you.

But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

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Posted by Lorianna Kerzmann:

hi poetri...stopping by to say hi and catch up...and as always...i end up laughing! you are awesome! Keep the words coming...i'll be back soon...where do i mail the dollar to? lol (:
Tuesday, May 13th 2008 @ 10:03:39 AM

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