Okay, so I'm flying home from New York, right? And right before I get on the plane, I receive this text that tells me that two problems that I have are gonna be resolved by the end of the day. This wasn't just a regular text, superstition or voodoo magic stuff. This was endorsed by Jesus. He had his name all over it. Sure, HE wasn't the one that actually sent it to me, it was actually my sister in-law, but HE used her to relay the message. Oh, if you didn't know, GOD uses people to accomplish his goals. So, I was sure that HE sent it. Why? Well, cause Jesus said so. I am not a kook or nothing. I mean, I have my crazy ways, but I am not a Cult leader or nothing. But, I was just so positive that this message was from the LORD. So, I continued the journey of the message and sent it to nine or ten or 20 folks. I was so excited.
I got home. Actually, I kinda forgot about the text. I have that problem, the LORD will say HE is gonna do something or maybe I will pray for something and then actually forget about it. Am I the only one that this happens to? So, then when promise happens, I am surprised and shocked. Crazy? Okay, maybe I am just a little. Anyhoo, I get home and found out that my wife had thrown away my two favorite sweatpants. I mean, my O.G. sweatpants. The ones that I have had for years. Yes, they had a few holes in them, but they were mine! They were comfortable. They were relaxing. They were my sweatpants. Two pairs, I might add.
This is where it gets interesting. I was furious. What the hec was I gonna sleep in? I am not much of a sleeper that likes to sleep in the nude. I will if I have to...like if it is too hot or something, but there ain't nothing sexy about me sleeping in the buff. My unattractive body appears to get in the way of a good night's sleep. And above all human things, (except eating chicken) I adore a good night's sleep! Needless to say, I was upset. I had nothing to sleep in!!! She kept offering up suggestions and I kept turning them down. The more she offered another choice, the angrier I got. Soon, we began talking about why she threw them away and how it hurt her to do so, but it hurt her more to see me walking around the house with holes all up in my sweatpants. I mean, I had holes in all the wrong places. And I would wear them around our nanny, her mother, her sister and all. This was a real problem for her. Once I figured out how she really was upset about this, my anger subsided. After all, I am not trying to make my wife THAT upset. I didn't know it made her that distressed. If I would have known, I might have thrown them away myself. So, we kissed and made up.
Oh and I forgot to tell you that she finally mentioned some old pajamas that I got for a Poetry Pajama Jammy Jam. They were still in my drawer. I never wore them at night, cause I figured they were my resident Pajama Jammy Jam Pants. But, I am a little passed the Pajama Jammy Jam stage. I put them on! Hmmm, no holes or nothing. They were comfortable as I don't know what? Actually more comfortable than the sweatpants. She was happy, I was happy.
My wife got the same text that I did. Hmmm...two major problems will be resolved by the end of the night. Two major problems...two pairs of sweatpants! Two things that I didn't even know about was causing un-needed stress on our marriage Now, it was resolved. Wow.
So, here is the whole point of this journal. I receive a message from the LORD everyday on Facebook. It is called IN GOD WE TRUST. And they send me these random (well not really random) messages that GOD wants me to know. These bad boys have been right on point EVERY TIME I read them. It is kinda weird, how exact they are. You probably think I am crazy now, for real! THESE THINGS ARE REALLY ON POINT!!! I guess, if I am crazy for the LORD, then I am alright with that. I am here to please GOD not man. But, the doggone thing said...that today is a big day for you...
Yes, today. Keep your eyes open for a message. It might come in a shape of a bird flying overhead, or a graffiti on a wall, or a phrase said by a passerby, or... Whatever shape it has, this message has been trying to reach you for years, and today is finally the day. Keep your senses open.
So, in light of the story that I just told you. I am overly excited today to hear what GOD is trying to tell me. Especially, if HE has been trying to tell me this for years. I am in need of an old word that has been trying to reach me. The trick is to pay attention and stay focused. The treat will be my blessing. I am gonna be peaking around every corner, looking over my shoulder every minute...just to make sure I don't miss anything. I am an Inspector for Halloween. I will be inspecting all facets of life today searching for the WORD. Searching for the message. I will be sure to let you all know what I was supposed to know a loooong time ago. This could end a lot of questions...I am excited. And I know...I know...you think I am crazy...I know...
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